I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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