I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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