There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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