I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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