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Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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