You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
