How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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