hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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