I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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