I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't deserve a penis
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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