Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
