If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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