Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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