What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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