Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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