Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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