Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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