Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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