If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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