So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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