Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
