Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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