Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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