And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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