I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
