There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Couch. On fire.
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