Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
