...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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