his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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