i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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