ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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