I don't usually arrange sex via text message
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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