come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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