I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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