Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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