Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm both gender and math confused
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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