and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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