Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just cropdusted the office
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Houston, we have a squirter
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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