Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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