He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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