ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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