East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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