just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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