they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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