He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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