You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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