There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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