u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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