I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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