i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize