there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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