if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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